Some of these aren't very amusing at all. But whatever.

RULES:
Go to Google and type in your first name and the phrase. Copy and paste the first sentence/phrase you get that makes sense.

Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search.
A: Caitlin needs to be in a hospital

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search.
A: Caitlin looks like a rockstar

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search.
A: Caitlin says "He scared my soul right out of my body!"

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search.
A: Caitlin wants to go back!

Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search.
A: Caitlin does elvis on wii (???)

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search.
A: Caitlin hates Pepe le Pew

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search.
A: Caitlin asks how it works, but he tells her he doesnt know

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search.
A: Caitlin goes home

Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search.
A: Caitlin likes Mr.Bump (???)

Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search.
A: Caitlin eats a sandwich

Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search.
A: Caitlin wears many layers of clothing because of the cold seas

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search.
A: Caitlin was arrested for being a threat to Homeland Security